January 2011
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
WINNER =)))
naytmeyr. He's powerful.
went to bed at 6:30 and fell asleep right away. woke up again. time check - 8:30pm. “i want to sleep some more.” so i went back to sleep.
i tried getting up from bed but i cant. cant move at all and when that happens, i know it’s a nightmare already. lol. had way too many nightmares -___- tried yelling at my parents but no one could hear me. something was suffocating me. next...
the93044: The 22 Year Old Cop. →
agony-of-thai:
I’m utterly speechless right now. I don’t know where to start.
Just a couple minutes ago the words of 22 year old cop had been thrown at me for a long ass time. My Mother had called a cop in for some reason. Who knows why I don’t even care anymore. Screw it. I pretty much…
103.) I'm sorry I'm not good enough.
what's the difference between tumblr and a...
jclawdean:
ultravioletway:
kissedmequiteinsane:
class=”tumblr_blog”>darlinglittlesammy:
gingercarrottop:
ivegotthemagicbaby:
A restaurant has servers that work.
How to not get in trouble for not doing homework
untilparisfades:
-haru:
Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No…Why?
Student: Good, Because I didnt do my homework
This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
kamilionaire:
I’m not taking any chances lol
money.
My biggest regret ever
My biggest regret is killing my girlfriend. We were together for 4 days and I proposed to her. When she refused to give me the ring back I cut off her finger with a chain saw a tied her to a chair. She was crying so hard she couldn’t even breathe so I started peeling off her skin with a potato peeler. It took me 7 days to eat her entire body. I still cant find the ring.
[Male 20]
that’s...
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He...
loodledoodles:
peekaboox3:
myersdestinee:
bawsmentality:
LOL
LOLOMG.
LMFAOOO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sometimes.
paulzedrich:
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past - stop planning the future - stop figuring out precisely how we feel - stop deciding with our mind exactly what we want our heart to feel -sometimes we just have to go with the flow.
justinsantos24-deactivated20120 asked: hey, whats up?
Can February March?
markmejia:
ohmygerrika:
No, but April May!
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